A rare and fatal condition in which the infected patient slowly deteriorates in health due to a lack of sweet and unadulterated lovin'.

Due to the relatively obscure nature of the disease, only one known cure is available at the time. A constant and continuous supply of Jesse.
Ever see a snowman melt? That's what happens when you get lackalovitis.
by Dr. Jay May 28, 2005
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