2) To think for a moment you've got some exciting news only to find out you've got a Lachiusa lurking in the room ready to instantly dominate your story.
LACHIUSA: "Wow, that's incredible! But I went 5 for 5 with FOUR GRAND SLAMS, a single, 19 RBI's, 3 stolen bases -- including home, 7 diving catches in Left Field and I pitched a perfect game! Oh, did I mention I broke my leg in the 1st inning?"
TOM: "I just got Lachiusa'd"