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The act of a man inserting clipped nails into a vagina then violently pounding the vagina until the man's penis is bleeding so much that the blood pours out of the vagina into a large pot. Then the man drinks the blood and forces himself to throw the blood up onto the womens face as she eats a live porcupine. Every so often she removes a spike from the animal and inserts it into her tit.
Guy: Want to have a Labahuplaba?
Girl: My vag is still sore from last time!
by Fropchomp March 24, 2011