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From the root words 'Lay' and 'Eclair.'

1. (VERB). The act of hovering ones ass over another's face and dropping brown. Synonym: Fecophilia

2. (NOUN). The brown, smelly, messy, remains left after the practice of fecophilia.
1. I LaClared that bitch's face last night.

2. There was a nutty LaClare left after I shit on your sister.
by Hannity & December 14, 2007

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