LWAS

Late With A Story -- somebody who is never on time for anything but always has the most elaborate and creative reasons for tardiness -- and is completely oblivious to the ag it causes everyone else

Here she comes, 45 minutes late, with some long-winded excuse about her hair didn't work and the bus was detoured and she had to go back 'cause she forgot her cell and and and man, she is always LWAS

LWAS by neverlategirl January 2, 2009

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Lwasf

We type lol & sometimes we're not really laughing .So why dont use Lwasf (:

-Laughing With A Straight Face-

*MSN Chat*

A: Came from the supermarket saw a man crying over onions!
B: Lwasf

Lwasf by RandomStrawberry August 6, 2011

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Lwasembo

He is more of a God than Ethan and gets all the ladys. He is God at everything he does.

Lwasembo is God

Lwasembo by Whisper_ November 23, 2021

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Lwasembo

The absolute legend at everything he does. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP HATERS

Lwasembo is a legend

Lwasembo by Whisper_ May 15, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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