LUMF 

Acronym for "Listen Up Mother Fucker". Meant to get attention before saying something important.

listen up mother fucker lol omg acronym slang abbreviation

LUMF...this acronym is going global!

listen up mother fucker lol omg acronym slang abbreviation

LUMF by Whatuvit December 8, 2012

Lumf 

Lumfed

I am so lumfed right now

Lumf by Quarby October 8, 2023

lumfani 

meant to be funny but its just very autistic

Jonathan: hey man did you hear why the chicken crossed the road

Jefferey: no why

Jonathan: to get to the other side!

Jefferey: Lumfani!

lumfani by ball chopper March 31, 2021

Lumfao chikin 

How much lumfao could a lumfao chikin lumfao if a lumfao chikin could lumfao?

The one with the power to vanquish the lumfao chikin approaches... born to those who have thrice defied it, born as the seventh month dies... and the lumfao chikin will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the lumfao chikin knows not... and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives... the one with the power to vanquish the lumfao chikin will be born as the seventh month dies....

Lumfao chikin by B17ch July 15, 2018

Lumfa 

A word created by the amazing 'Beth' also known as 'Tori'. She has a way with words. If you know her you are a very lucky person.

Lumfa

Lumfa by Bethza October 23, 2008

Lumfow Disease 

When someone doesn't like butt stuff

David was pressuring TJ for butt stuff, but David is an insensitive prick because TJ suffers from Lumfow Disease.

Lumfow Disease by 1ujiminuxjimout September 25, 2018

lumfagullubus 

A word used to describe the feeling of awkwardness that stems from the act of groping the testicles of a small mammal, most commonly wallabies or boston terriers.

"Wow, when I grabbed that wallabies junk I felt so lumfagullubus!"

lumfagullubus by asdf;lk- January 14, 2009