LTOMG

Originally only OMG (Oh My God), this acronym has evolved into the biggest retards way of saying the same thing but with an extra two words. 'Like' and 'Totally' in front of 'Oh My God'. LTOMG.- "Like Totally Oh My God". For complete and utter moronic speech.

Only insecure bitches and douche bags use this acronym and true douche bags won't even know what an acronym is.

LTOMG, I cannot believe those shoes are pink!
LTOMG, Kristin Stewart is my new obsession. I even spell 'loser' as 'looser', thats how retarded I am.

LTOMG, I don't even know what LTOMG is but I'll use it cause it sounds complicated.

LTOMG by hitchcocks July 21, 2010

Lomg 

Am adjective for describimg somethimg with lemgth, such as moodles, giraffe mecks, rum-om semtemces, or umicorm tails. Lemgth cam be relative to similar objects, so a lemgthy dachsund could be comsidered lomg despite beimg short whem compared to a lomg smek such as a python. Lomg is spelled properly usimg lemgthy letter 'm' to avoid mom-lemgthy 'half-m'. Lomg does mot represemt thimgs that are short or roumd.

I meed to hear the bedtime story about Rapumzel with the lomg hair so i cam feel comforted amd get the proper lemgth of rest.

Lomg by twazzle1d1 July 7, 2018

loomgroup

A combination of people, who, if hanging out together, would create an awkward and hilarious group dynamic. This often happens when combining different social circles or worlds doesn't go as smoothly as one would hope.

So dude, last night after you left the party, the people left in the house were me, my mom, my ex-girlfriend, and that Yugoslavian kid who doesn't speak English. What a loomgroup!

loomgroup by Loomdude August 6, 2011

Ltomp 

Let Me Take Off My Pants. Used in a situation to make things funny or humorous.

**Note: Word is never used twice in a row, otherwise it means you are taking off your underwear too.**

Guy #1: Come on dude, please!!!

Guy #2: Hold on a minute, Ltomp!!!

Ltomp by One Of The Creators Of Ltomp June 23, 2009

loomgroup

(n.) A collection of people at some event who don't really belong together as a group. Perhaps you are going out with two friends from different friend circles, and one of your friends brings another friend who you don't even know. Loomgroups are usually really awkward, but can potentially become real groups.

Ugh, I thought I was just hanging out with Bill and Steve, but then Steve brought his camp friend along and Bill brought his girlfriend. I hate loomgroups.

loomgroup by Carl Magnus August 7, 2011

LTOMP 

LEMME TAKE OFF MY PANTS

you're such a bitch,HOLD ON LTOMP!!

LTOMP by HNSCHEM May 14, 2009

lomg 

The word is kinda like omg, but + lol
"lol omg"
However dont think have to do someting with zomg
zomg is for surprise
lomg is for mega laughter =D
laughting out loud and saying oh my god at the same time ;)

1: Hey dude look at that picture here >
2: LOMG!!! who is that ? :p
hahahahah oh my god *crying from laughter*, dude that is cool

lomg by Krasen August 14, 2006