Long Schlong Syndrome. When your dick perks up and gets hard after an encounter with what is hopefully a girl
by 52mindmen February 25, 2018
The XM26 Lightweight Shotgun System (LSS) is an under-barrel shotgun attachment for the M16/M4 family of assault rifles. It can also be fitted with a pistol grip and collapsible buttstock to act as a stand-alone weapon.
this is iraqi bobs head. there is no more iraqi bob's head after gi joe useing the XM26 LSS is done with it.
by gabagabagaba May 13, 2006
A mental state of mind often related to laziness, fatigue, and severe procrastination, affecting responsible behaviour and most higher thinking processes.
Symptoms include:
1.avoidance of studying or doing homework
2.preference for involving oneself in entertaining or even mundane activities in order to avoid using any higher intellectual thinking processes.
3.tendency to procrastinate or leave work to the last minute
4.preoccupying oneself by surfing the internet, and lingering on sites such as Facebook, Youtube or Twitter, often refreshing the page for something new to pop up in accordance with the first three symptoms above.
*University and senior high school students are at a high risk to this mental disease.
Symptoms include:
1.avoidance of studying or doing homework
2.preference for involving oneself in entertaining or even mundane activities in order to avoid using any higher intellectual thinking processes.
3.tendency to procrastinate or leave work to the last minute
4.preoccupying oneself by surfing the internet, and lingering on sites such as Facebook, Youtube or Twitter, often refreshing the page for something new to pop up in accordance with the first three symptoms above.
*University and senior high school students are at a high risk to this mental disease.
"One day I realized that even though I'm sick of everything else but homework, I still won't do it. I know that I have to do it, but for some reason, I'm not compelled to do it!"
"Dude, I have the same thing as you!"
"No way! Seriously?"
"The doctor told me it was LSS (Lethasynaptic Syndrome). It's a DISEASE."
"Dude, I have the same thing as you!"
"No way! Seriously?"
"The doctor told me it was LSS (Lethasynaptic Syndrome). It's a DISEASE."
by Dr. Lunartrain February 3, 2010
The act of having a big ass ego and thinking that you are the biggest turd since bono just because you are in a band that plays at a fucking teenager's club.....zing
Seth: Wow joseph really is a big dick
Chance: ya too bad he dont have one
BOTH: hahahaha
Seth: ya he really has LSS (lead singer syndrome)
Chance: whats that
Seth: lead singer syndrome
Chance: ya he is a queer....zing
Chance: ya too bad he dont have one
BOTH: hahahaha
Seth: ya he really has LSS (lead singer syndrome)
Chance: whats that
Seth: lead singer syndrome
Chance: ya he is a queer....zing
by ass crackers June 14, 2010
All the younger middle-schoolers push each other in the corridors and down the stairs with no respect towards anyone; they have fucking LSS!
by Kikoman589 October 26, 2016