LQM

Acronym for "Laughing Quietly to Myself"... along the same lines of LOL (Laugh out Loud), but quieter.

Most useful in the workplace when you can't laugh out loud and have to muffle the chuckle under your breath.

Can also be used in a public setting if reading a text or IM on a mobile device and want to avoid being seen as a loud laugher, especially when by oneself.

Ex: LQM!!!

LQM by mammaCI April 10, 2011

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lqme

meaning "lame" but in an ancient language that is dead now. it is very fune

Person 1: I just got a new iPad!
Person 2: lqme

lqme by maggachee December 23, 2020

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LQMH

Laughing quietly in my head. (For those who are tired of "LOL" because you aren't actually laughing out loud.

My butt itches... LQMH

LQMH by pattysu January 18, 2011

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tiffaknees / lqmzn

an absolyte gay dumbass who seems to be too hapy on a daily basis and cant speel when on their lapop and mader deer east's favorite chilf

aslo that one perosn who cant stikc to one eidting style but is attemottingn to >:}

tiffaknees / lqmzn is a fag who spams letters

tiffaknees / lqmzn by also tiffany uwuwuuwu September 4, 2021

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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