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Acronym for "Laughing Quietly to Myself"... along the same lines of LOL (Laugh out Loud), but quieter.
Most useful in the workplace when you can't laugh out loud and have to muffle the chuckle under your breath.

Can also be used in a public setting if reading a text or IM on a mobile device and want to avoid being seen as a loud laugher, especially when by oneself.

Ex: LQM!!!
LQM by mammaCI April 10, 2011
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meaning "lame" but in an ancient language that is dead now. it is very fune
Person 1: I just got a new iPad!
Person 2: lqme
lqme by maggachee December 23, 2020
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Laughing quietly in my head. (For those who are tired of "LOL" because you aren't actually laughing out loud.
My butt itches... LQMH
LQMH by pattysu January 18, 2011

tiffaknees / lqmzn 

an absolyte gay dumbass who seems to be too hapy on a daily basis and cant speel when on their lapop and mader deer east's favorite chilf

aslo that one perosn who cant stikc to one eidting style but is attemottingn to >:}
tiffaknees / lqmzn is a fag who spams letters

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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