LMF

Loveing My Fingers.

When a lady type is enjoying herself using her fingers.

Girl: That guy was so hot when i got home i was LMF!!!
Girl's Friend: I know what you mean.
Guy listening in: Shit that is hot!

by Matthew2398 January 4, 2006

LMF

Lazy Mexican Family

Used to describe families that come in to South Texas restaurants.

You just got sat an LMF? That sucks bruh.

by Freddie Gibbs October 31, 2011

LMF

Little Mother Fucker

That kid is an LMF

by Jason El Paso April 5, 2022

LMF

Lying Mother Fucker - some one who bull shits to no end for no apparent reason.
Some one who does not tell the truth

My girlfriend is a LMF

by You know hoo October 19, 2006

LMFS

LET ME FUCKING SLEEP

*Get a text from an annoying person while you are trying to go to bed*

You: *angrily tweeting* "OH MY GOD LMFS"

by iamkhow October 17, 2011

LMFS

Lazy Mother Fucker Syndrome.

A person (mother fucker) so lazy that they are considered to have this syndrome.

Couldn't be bothered? = LMFS

Helen - "I saw him piss in the bottle. He must have LMFS as he didn't even bother using the toilets (only a few metres away)".

Bob - "I couldn't be bothered taking out the fucking trash".
Danny - "You've got LMFS".

Don - "Where's your assignment today"?
Maria - "I didn't do it but it's not my fault - I have LMFS".

by Bella Maree June 16, 2010

lmfs

Abbreviation meaning, "like my fucking status". Used when you really want a lot of likes on Facebook.

LUpiitaA RaMoSsNiqqA: LMFS Fo Truth Is MuthaFxckaaas

Like:19 Comments:78

^Facebook Format

by muthafxckaa(: October 13, 2011