LITW 

LITW - Laugh Into The Wall

For everytime you're laughing so hard you can't stand up without holding onto/leaning on the wall.

I LITW whenever someone says something funny.

Student 1: Did you see Mrs. Samsin trying to mince the other day?
Student 2: That walk was hilarious!
Student 1: Yeah, I totally had to LITW

LITW by AelfMorts February 24, 2010

litwack 

A chronic masturbating lesbian, who thinks that she is straight.

"I think that girl is a litwack," said Jake. "Why would you say that?" asked Morris. Jake responds, "because she keeps on rubbing her pussy and screaming, 'I'm not gay, I'm not gay,' while making out with that girl."

litwack by jack offmore March 24, 2008

Litwacky 

super gay

I can't drink Hornsby's all day. That stuff has like 200 calories a pop!
Wow, that's super Litwacky

Litwacky by tittypain August 8, 2010

Litwashed 

(adj.) when you get too high or when someone looks too high

Marci was litwashed last night

Litwashed by Big quis June 12, 2017

Josh Litwinko 

Usually a fat ass guy who is kind to most people, genuinely a lovely person, friends with most

You acting like a Josh Litwinko

Josh Litwinko by Ben Wild69 May 28, 2021

Litwin 

1. A person who manages to find imperfection in all females, hot or not, thus never capitalizing on sexual opportunities.

2. Elitiest, Wanna-be Socialite.

Bill pulled a Litwin when he mentioned he wouldn't give Pamela Anderson the time of day, because she had man hands.

Example of a Litwin: "Man, I'd never do Jessica Alba because her nostrils are too flared.

Litwin by Brandy Butler May 18, 2008

Litwin 

The greatest insult that can be given to any hockey player. Said player must have a girlfriend.

Guy 1: Sorry guys I have to go hang out with my girlfriend so thats why im leaving now.
Guy 2: Alright Litwin!

Litwin by YHS Hockey March 30, 2010