Top Definition
The description of a fake reason or excuse you used when you have decided it is past time to leave your boring/stupid/slutty/braindead date.
Once she moaned i love you, i pulled a linus mullarkey with the quickness.


Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge


Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door

by MJKK March 21, 2007
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