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Lappetizer 

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.
Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!
Lappetizer by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011
Related Words
LFAPP Lappy lapper Lapping lappin' Lapp lappe lapped lappen Lapple

LappySheep 

LappySheep is a salty warwick main in league of legends & he plays minecraft ssm. He is an autistic child that scream random things in his mic & he has a tiny penis
Omg it's "LappySheep" the best guy alive
LappySheep by GeyBoi123 June 11, 2017

lappdumb 

The intense emotion of dumb exhibited by arknights players after they farm rocks for hours on end
Person 1: something dumb
Person 2: lappdumb
Person 1: Aosta
Person 2: Aosta
lappdumb by Puffer. December 22, 2021
The armor that the average tryhard wears in dark souls 3
*Tension rose in the arena as the dying lapp pulled out his murky hand scythe and started spamming quickstep to avoid certain death.*
Lapp by Snaaakeeaaaateeer March 8, 2021
A combination of the words "lap" and "Apple. "Lapple"describes the resemblance of an apple sitting on a males lap when he tucks his penis underneath his scrotum and pulls his balls from underneath his closed legs. The pressure often causes the balls to turn red resembling an apple.
Erick just sent me a picture of his fucking "Lapple" while taking a dump; sick bastard.
Lapple by Juan-Valdez April 6, 2014

Double Lappy

Getting two lap dances from two strippers at once
Hey man-why don't you take that one and I'll take the other?

I think not...I will have a double lappy.
Double Lappy by dbfloyd December 28, 2009