Top Definition
(let's be honest) term used to put emphasis or great importance on whatever you are saying at that particular moment. usually the statement it is used in conjunction with is farely accurate and anyone that doesn't listen should be bitch slapped.
LBH, Michael Mcclintock, you heart FUPAS.
by mikes mom December 05, 2005
Leaking Butt Hole Syndrome
aka: L.A.S (Leaking Anus Syndrome)
The leaking of poo into your crack causing irritation. Has many degrees of severity from minor irritation to the most severe known as "Swamp Ass" This affliction is usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking and eating at any resturant with the words "authentic mexican food" in the name. Other causes are "house of Thai" or any food with the word "jerked" in it. Onset of this affliction may be anywhere from 2-12 hours. Symptoms include wetness around the anus followed by severe itching and if you itch it you might as well throw away your underpants. Most cases are accompanied with "Fire Hole" and a nasty stench that can be detected from 85 foot radius. There are very few treatments for L.B.H.S the best solution is prevention. Treatments include enima or tuck some paper in your crack like an ass maxipad. Prevention is the best. avoid spicy food and copius amounts of crappy beer. If there is a chance you will get L.B.H.S make sure you are not going "commando" this will lead to awkward social issues. "Swamp Ass" is the most severe case of L.B.H.S and is caused by the mixture of L.B.H.S and heavy sweating. Most people who are afflicted with this condition are very overweight, live in the South and answer to the name "Rooster" or "Skeeter"
Watch out "Skeeter" went to that new mexican resturant now he's got L.B.H.S..

Wow, that was good jerked chicken I hope I don't get L.B.H.S..

You smell that? He's got L.B.H.S
by Squirl76 December 01, 2009
Legit Bare/Bear Hands. Having bare hands while making a claw hand, or having actual hollowed out bear hands on. Also a reference to the movie Swingers.
Did you see John? That dude has LBH.
by Tom Catt September 04, 2008
Loud But Harmless.

A fart that is rather loud and noisy, yet the odor it produces is not very intense, if at all noticeable. The opposite of an SBD i.e. silent but deadly.
The charismatic Pentecostal preacher's sermon was majorly interrupted when someone in the audience cut loose a massive LBH that reverberated throughout the entire auditorium. The annoyed preacher then yelled at the culprit and demanded him to come on stage and lay on the floor face down so an exorcism can be performed on his buttocks.
by Terminus_Est May 11, 2011
LBH is simply a Loose ButtHole. It is used to describe some one that is being a douche and thinking he or she is the shit.
C.J. (Ginger): Yeah well I fucked your mother last night.

Dalton: Is it just me or is C.J. being a LBH?

Travis: Yeah, he definitely needs to tighten up.
by tdecker1023 February 22, 2012
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