lbeasp is similar to the definition of ROFL, only it does not involve one rolling on the floor with laughter. It has the same principles as a ROFL however only missing out the rolling part. The Letters of LBEASP mean:
Laughing Beyond Epic And Safe Proportions (respectively)
This means one may be laughing so much that they are no longer able to function their lungs in the correct manner at that precise moment due to excessive laughing.
Ganjusan: Hey doyle I am laughing beyondepic and safe proportions.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"