lazybones

a person at a grocery store parking lot who does not return their shopping cart like a jerk and needs to call the Cart Narcs' lazybones hotline to get counseling and schedule classes on learning how to be a better shopper and being courteous to their fellow human beings. Lazybones may leave shopping carts in other parking spots (spot blocks), in the handicap walkway areas, tip the front wheels into dirt/gravel (curbing), or in the middle of the sidewalk; all are eligible for redemption if they do return their carts to the cart returns or cart corrals provided by the store.

Agent Sebastian of the Cart Narcs: "Wheep skeep widdly woop woop, sir that's not where the carts go! You're leaving your cart out like a big ol' lazybones!"

by February 20, 2022

lazybones

a noun used in informal language that mean a lazy person. the word is often used in friendly way to someone you like.

come on, lazybones ! Get your ass out of bed.

by Joao " JD " Nsingui December 23, 2006

lazybonics

1. The replacement of regular words in written text with their shortened representations. Also may be combinations of letters and numbers.

-"You are late!" becomes "U R L8!" Lazybonics wurked 4 me!

by 2jetskis September 8, 2010

Lazybonesitis

A dissease that makes you lazy

"Hey, can you return that shopping cart please to where it belongs?"

"No, Sorry, I have severe Lazybonesitis"

by MetroNNNN February 20, 2022