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1.
to be suffering from the Aztec Two Step;
afflicted with the "Green Apple Splatters," to have the 'shits,' or diarrhea.
I had to cancel my big date with Mary Jane Rottencrotch, due to the fact that I had been lasking all day. It was so bad, that it seemed like my ass was pissing through the eye of a needle.
by weave September 20, 2003