LALFAG

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LALFAG stands for "Lonely Asshole Looking For A Girl".

LALFAGs crop up from time to time on chat websites. They mainly consist of males in between the ages of 15 and 19, though in truth anyone can be a LALFAG.

LALFAGs spend all their time looking for "horny girls (with cams or MSN)", sexchats, or pics. Some are deluded enough to think they'll find a girlfriend.

Stranger: hi are you a horny girl who has an msn and cam?
You: LALFAG, go away.

LALFAG by Sue Donnim June 6, 2010

lolfag

people who play lol (league of legends) all the time

- sup bro wanna play lol ?

- no lolfag

lolfag by dimitri2413 May 3, 2011

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Related Words

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Lawfag

a lawyer or one who knows much about the law

Shit, Scientology is trying to sue me.
You should go get a lawfag to deal with their lawfags.

Lawfag by WhiteNightAnon October 31, 2010

Lolfagnooblol

When Someone who has been owned to such a degree there is noother word than Lolfagnooblol.

Man: Omg i failed my math exam then i wet myself
Dave T: Lolfagnooblol!

Lolfagnooblol by Sharpeone June 9, 2009

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Lolfag

A person who uses “lol” during any sentence. Written or spoken.

My boyfriend Stevie came all over my back Lol! (Lolling outwardly loudly)

Shut up you fucking lolfag!

Lolfag by Cleft palates November 5, 2020

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lolfag

Actually two words made into one compound word, it is basically saying "lol, fag". Usually meaning "Lol, you're a fag" or "Lol what a fag".

Tom: I can't beat level three :(
John: Lolfag

or

Tom: Some guy slapped my butt in the locker room O_o
John: Lolfag

lolfag by Saru November 29, 2007

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lagfag

a person who fucks with you gaming experince by having the most shit internet speed

undead hybusa- whos the lagfag lagging out the game

lagwagon- my internet is just runnig a bit slow at the moment

undead hybusa- FUCK YOU. with the amount of lag going on i think your on fucking dail up

lagwagon-*crys*

lagfag by undead hybusa January 8, 2008

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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