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Laoshi Anyone'd Like (to) Fuck

Laoshi = 老师 (Chinese) = Teacher

It's basically a smoking hot teacher that of which anyone, in their right mind, would love to "fuck".

OR

Lady Anyone'd Like (to) Fuck

Basically, a lady that of which anyone, upon viewing, would love to "Fuck".
Andrew: "Wow, she (teacher) makes me want to come to this class everytime. She's just so fine."
Carter: "Yea, she's definitely a LALF...!"

by C McStudmaster February 24, 2009