LAGP 

Otherwise known as "Little Asian girl personality," LAGP is personality type commonly associated with petite, Asian girls. Common traits include a love for Hello Kitty, an aversion to both delivering and listening to strong opinions, a smiley exterior, and a docile demeanor. Note that not all petite, Asian girls have this personality.

I went to a bubble tea shop, and all the female patrons there had LAGP .

LAGP by secretself March 24, 2013

lagport 

In online video games, to glitchingly disappear and then reappear somewhere else as a result of lag.

"I can't hit him! he keeps lagporting!"

lagport by Zaenos August 10, 2006

Lagpacaning 

The act of promising to do something than ditching at the last second.

We were going to go to the movies but he was lagpacaning and never showed.

Lagpacaning by AvantGarde64 April 13, 2017

Lagpixel 

Hypixel but lag.

Hypixel? more like Lagpixel

Lagpixel by Ep1chillc January 28, 2021

lagporn 

Lagporn is another word for lumpy penis

Guy 1:Woe has a really lumpy penis
Guy 2:ikr she has hella lagporn

lagporn by tehpussypounder69 January 31, 2014

lagpickle 

A mix of "Hypixel", "Lagpixel", and "Hypickle".

Pretty much just an excuse for dying or failing.

I hate lagpickle.

lagpickle by InfiniteGlitch September 4, 2022

Lagputer 

A computer that lags a lot.

Ahh, my lagputer acting up again.

Lagputer by Yellow sus November 20, 2020