Like A Brother Syndrome
Similar to JAFS (Just A Friend Syndrome), nice guys tend to be the most harshly afflicted
No known cure
Girl: "Nooo don't be stupid, I could never like you like that, you're like a brother to me"
Guy: "Fucking LABS strikes again"
Short for labia (female genitalia)
"Hmmm....interesting, your labs are shaped like butterfly wings!"
"You can tell how big her nasty labs are when she wears those tight jeans-someone should tell her"
Acronym meaning "Lame-Ass Ball Sweat." Used to describe anything or anyone that is beyond the average level of lame.
Jared: You guys wanna go to the dance party tomorrow night?
Alex: Dance parties are labs, dude.
Jared: But Tania is going to be there!
Chris: Tania is labs too.