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A L053R is a loser.
Kelly is a L053R.
L053R by Orange2Drink June 29, 2013
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L053R L05 L05h
If you play any video game over the Internet, a Local Area Network (LAN), or any other way involving multiplayer functionality, you should use this name... L053R. That is spelled with a capital L, a zero, a five, a three, and an R. It strikes fear in the hearts of your opponents particularly when you hump their dead corpse and your name is rising up and own over their cresty, mutilated body.

Use this title particularly if you play Halo, Halo 2, or any of the Unreal Tournament games. Now, you can use this in other video games, but it's not as good as when you use it in a futuristic first person shooter game.
L053R shot WINNER in the Family Jewels!

That's 104 kills for L053R and zip-o for WINNER!
L053R by Hunter October 1, 2004
A absolute goat at all games he touches
Did L05h fuckin kill me again
L05h by Smartest man 61 April 24, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026