Lazy Face Syndrome [L.F.S.] 

The often recurring condition in which the state of one's face appears to feel as if it is "lazy," and/or "droopy" due to their current state of being stoned.

It could also be described as the condition of lacking initiative and motivation to move.

Man, Bob sure is suffering from a serious case of Lazy Face Syndrome L.F.S., he has been sitting in that chair doing nothing and drifting off into space this whole party.

Lazy Face Syndrome [L.F.S.] by TheSmokeBloke August 15, 2008

l.b.f.s.w.c.m

Lets be friends so we can make out (insert lip biting emoji)

It's always "hi" but never "l.b.f.s.w.c.m"

l.b.f.s.w.c.m by Ravennnnnn April 28, 2021

L.A.F.S.S.

(Love At First Sight Syndrome) a disability that makes you fall in love easily.

"I met your mother due to my L.A.F.S.S."

L.A.F.S.S. by C. Sterling December 14, 2019

L.A.F.S. 

L.A.F.S. stands for Less Attractive Friend Syndrome and is a real condition that affects girls. A girl who suffers from L.A.F.S. is uglier than her female friends, but despite this continues to hang out with said friends. This is usually because these girls are popular and she is popular with them. Because girls at parties move in groups the girls who suffers from L.A.F.S. is often the girl that the wingman takes while his friend dances/hooks up with the hotter girl. Girls who suffer from L.A.F.S. are also often overlooked and end up becoming 'easy' sexual partners. Girls who suffer from L.A.F.S. also have low self-esteem which is why they whore themselves out.

Example 1:

John: Dude I tried to hook up with Susie last night but she left early so I fucked her friend Kate instead.

Tim: Kate suffers from L.A.F.S...

John: I'm just a squirrel tryin to get a nut...

Example 2:

Steve: Do you think I should ask Jill out?

Mike: Nah Bro, she suffers from L.A.F.S. I would def hit her friend Trina though.

Example 3 (in a club):

Paul: Dude, dance with L.A.F.S. while I dance with her friend.

Jim: Yo, you know I got your back.

Paul: That's why you're the Ace Wingman.

(Paul goes on to fuck hot chick, while girl with L.A.F.S. cries herself to sleep in her tiny apartment.)

L.A.F.S. by tfln-New Jersey's publicist. June 25, 2009

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011

S.F.L.B. 

A haircut which is short in the front, and long in the back. Used around Southern California a lot before the more universal term "mullet" became popular, especially in Orange County. Pronounced SVELBEE/SFELBEE or shortened to SFELB.

I'm not going out in public with you until you cut that S.F.L.B.!

S.F.L.B. by greta von March 25, 2009

F.S-L.S. 

An acronym meaning: Fem with Stud-like Swagger! It is an a term that originated in Baton Rouge, La as an insider for the women of the GAMz. They are also referred to as Stems sometimes.

A: Is she a fem or a stud?
B: Kind of both, but b/c of different aspects of her.
A: She a stem?
B: No. Just a F.S-L.S.
A: What does that mean?
B: She has a girly figure and features, but she has the swag of a stud!
A: I get it. That's what's up!
B: I know right?!

F.S-L.S. by KGen Candi {Cajun Candy} March 27, 2009