Lesbian 1: I saw Lesley with a dude at the mall!
Lesbian 2: Yuck! That's totally LDM gross!
by LESBIANONFIRE December 24, 2015
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The act of laughing so hysterically you almost feel like dying. Commonly used among friends during conversations.
Please don’t...LDM. Later my dad will think I’m crazy.
by Batsy89 April 1, 2019
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The LDM (Long Distance Mistake) occurs when you see a pretty woman approaching and coming closer to you. The nearer/closer she gets, the more you see her and all the details of her body, face etc.
When you realize then that she is not that pretty as you thought before, you have been mistaken about her beauty seen from far away (long distance).
"Bro, look at that nice girl over there, such a beautiful woman!"
"True, let's getting her closer to us, to see more of her..."
"Nah man, she's not that hot, that was a LDM (Long Distance Mistake)!"
by Teutone1848 March 15, 2018
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Stands for "Little Dicks Matter".
Bro, who'd want to marry that guy? His dick is microscopic!

Hey! LDM too!
by The Living Walking Dictionary February 16, 2023
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is the only person that I have spent my whole life considering as my first love. was the most perfect person I ever met until I was 16 years old. The one who unlocked the negativity in me but I can't complain a word
ldm is the boy I met the year I turned 16
by iwasenchantedtomeetu October 14, 2022
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