Some common symptoms include (but are not limited to):
1) Greatly reduced stress levels while listening to any song by LIGHTS
2) A general feeling of helplessness while attempting to turn off a LIGHTS song
3) Involuntary smiling during each of LIGHTS’ interviews
4) Inability to not feel good after reading/watching a LIGHTS blog/vlog
5) Melting of heart every time LIGHTS laughs
6) Absolute loss of inhibition to change the world for the better
John Mayer has LAS
Knocking sluts since ninety-six,
Not quite bi, but still picking up chicks.
White girl rapper, daily napper.
Trek out at night and drop a slapper.
Church choir? She'll be the clapper,
Don't mess with her game cause she'll probably stab ya,
Listen to me faggot, you know you'd shag it,
Take her for a spin in your gtr and try and bag it.
But she aint silly, just pack her a billy.
She don't want your dick,
That shits kinda sick.
For her, one rule.
Thats the meaning of a true las!
It's also an extremely exclusive religion.
The moto is: Time to blast off; to the moon.
It is a wonderful way to spread the true meaning of life&sex.
If there is any greater being he'd want us to live to our full potential.
This is what you do when you become L.A.S
Exclusively for extremely sexy kids.
Support the cause.
God is pretty L.A.S.