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a warrior of god-like proportions. he has the body of a god, the muscles of the hulk, the looksof a Bradd pitt-jhonny depp hybrid, the sex appeal of glen quagmire, the loveableness of a puppy and kitten hugging in the sunset, and the reflexes of a jaguar. Charlie Sheen challanged Kyle on his new game show "The Biggest Winner" and got shut out. If kyle were to kick you in the back of the head, you would have to fight off the incredible urge to thank him. Kyle spends most of his time pimpin his hoes, rollin in his lambo, and above all, winning. Researchers at harvard university ran som tests on Kyle to find out who his real parents were. they discovered He created himself cuz hes equal to God. Kyle has many forms but his most common form is a teenage dark haired student to avoid being found by Satan (because he wants a rematch). Be warned, just because he looks non-threatning does not mean he won't open his trade-marked can-o-whoop-ass on you. He currently resides in a discrete location somewhere in the U.S. but dont bother looking for him, cuz he knows where you already are. December 20th, 2012 is the day Kyle plans to retire from being a BAMF. Surely within the next 24 hours humanity will fall, thus ending the Earth.
Friend: Bro have you seen Kyle?
other friend:yeah why?
Friend: i just wanna know what hes doing.
other friend: WHAT?!?!YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW! HES WINNING AND BEING A BAMF'ing PIMP 24/7 365!!!!
by Muffcake49858 March 24, 2011
 
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A kyle is the boy that every girl falls for, and fast. He's charming, cute, and smart. One of the best friends you will ever have.. but is the one friend you can't resist liking. He is no shy guy... but he is not the type to tell you how he feels. You'd need super powers to figure out a kyle, but in the mean time kyle is a great person to spend your time with.
Friend #1 "Did you see kyle today?"
Friend #2 "Yeah he looked FINE!"
Friend #1 "You know it, i think i might have a thing fot that boy"
Freind #2 "You cant be for real? I was thinking the same thing"
by DivineDarkDiva August 18, 2010
 
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He is my crazy best friend, who makes my heart smile!
He is definately a studley mannekin ;)
Kyle is more than just a boy, he is such an amazing guy that he is a new kind of love!
This Kyle is a smart, cute, hilarious boy! <3
Kyle is easy to fall for, and he'll always make you smile!
It would definately be hard to be sad around him!
That mannekin is so Kyle!
My boyfriend's hotter than yours! Just because he's kyle! :]
hahahaha.
by Supercaliashlynn December 21, 2009
 
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the coolest, most awesome guy around. he is sweet and caring and would never intentionally do anything to hurt anyone. he says some of the funniest shit and is always makin people laugh. but don't piss him off, because he can also be pretty fuckin crazy.
thanks man, your so Kyle.
by baby hours April 28, 2009
 
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The subject and predicate for everything that matters to you from here on.
Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle.
by Kyle Warnica January 29, 2008
 
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A Kyle is an Australian person who likes to punch babies. Kyles are the gender purple and they're fun police and kangaroos that don't know how to speak proper American. Also, Kyles are really really awesome and good friends.
"What's wrong with you"
"I'm a Kyle."
"That explains it."
by NuclearGears January 05, 2012
 
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A very quiet timid being who runs at the sound of his name. Tall and distant minded, when he speaks you fall over because u haven't heard him talk in 8 years. He looks like an A&F model and his cologne smells so good it makes you want to attack him and steal his shirt, then run out of the building yelling "HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I GOT IT!!! I GOT IT!!"
Alexandria: OMG I saw Kyle at the store today. I told him Hi....

Michelle: WTF!?!??! U SAID HI TO HIM!!?? AND HE SAID HI BACK!??? U BITCH SCREW YOU!!!!!

Alexandria:.......... Sorry?
by RR90 February 06, 2009