Kwif 

Pronounced "cweef"
Meaning absolutley nothing but very fitting as a response to anything.

Man A: "can't believe you motorboated her"
Man J: "shouldn't have to?"
Man N: "kwif"

Kwif by Man D March 4, 2007

kwife 

To fart from the vagina.

She kwifed on my keyboard.

kwife by Milton Hersh April 7, 2008

Amber (Kwife)

A brilliant youtuber who is the kindest person you can meet. This type of Amber looks like she's in her twenties, which makes her attractive.

Oh wow, have you seen Amber (Kwife) on Youtube?

Amber (Kwife) by Knight25512-YT November 3, 2019

kwiffle 

A kwiffle is defined as the action of when a pussy fart happens (queef) and the labia wiggle and wave.

She quietly gasped and queeved and her lovely lips experienced a kwiffle to her partner's delight and amazement.

kwiffle by dawnsgos August 5, 2019