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Kushmaster 

A person who is extremely well-versed in all things related to Marijuana. Usually a dealer or grower himself, a Kushmaster knows how to roll the best joints, pack the most righteous bowls, and he always has a lighter. Kushmasters usually smoke a quad a day or more, and they will be down to bake anytime, anywhere.
Person: Hey Kushmaster Dave, how much for an eighth?

Kushmaster Dave: Sorry man, I only deal in pounds. But have some of this Skywalker OG, its dank as hell (passes J).
Kushmaster by rolltide2528 December 2, 2011
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bushmaster 

a man who has sex with women who have a large quantity of genital hair.
yeah....that guys a total bushmaster

Bushmaster 

The scapegoat of personal responsiblity, presented by select Democrats as their weapon in their effort to absolve the 2nd amendment. This weapon, mis-identified as an "assault" rifle, is only capable of what the operator desires, much in the way a knife, a car, or their own two hands are capable of.

It has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. The fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. Although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the United States.

A semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple hell bent on outlawing everything in America other than sporks.
Bushmaster. AHHHHH! NOOOOOO!!!!! It shoots EVERY TIME YOU PULL THE TRIGGER!!!. It's an ASSAULT RIFLE!!!! RUUUUNNN!!!!
Bushmaster by Green eggs and baaaam February 18, 2014

jordan kush master

That 1 african kid that happends to be the master of everthing kush related.
Hey, did you see that jordan kush master?

bushmaster 

Derogatory term for a gay porn star. It possibly came from subtle unwitty jokes, originally spoken by Beavis in Beavis and Butthead.

Example: Ron Jeremy has had sex or dominated hairy bushes, the hair around the genitalia, of both sexes.

It can be used indirectly or politically for instance:

George Bush has had butt-sex with Osama Bin Laden eg promoting him into becoming bushmaster.

Monica Lewinski has ravaged her bush by Bill Clinton in the presidential office by enforcing executive decision over master of the bush.
bush master bushmaster beavis
bushmaster by anon76889 May 28, 2010
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