Kung Foo

Skill from badass programming powers

"He has some serious kung foo skills"

by Raziel February 9, 2003

Kung Foo

Kung Foo is the art of being able to kick PRIMORDIAL KAOS aka JASMIN WARD's ASS with a SPORK outside of a COFFEE SHOP while Almost getting arrested by cops and stealing a Road Cone while your at it! PWNED.

Me: I Know Kung Foo.
Jasmin: Whats Kung Foo?
Me: Last Night.
Me: Pwned.

by Jake June 25, 2004

Kung Foo Fighting

To root for or revel in the failure of others. FIghting within an industry to bring a contemporary down. To reign in on the good news or fortune of another.

Written and made popular by Jay Brooks in his Beer Bulletin when referring to what appeared to be an deliberate and pointed comment about one craft brewery reigning in on the good fortune of another craft brewery.

http://www.brookstonbeerbulletin.com/kung-fu-fighting

XYZ Craft Brewery was Kung Foo Fighting with ABC Craft Brewery, as ABC was getting more recognition when the real issue was the Big Brewery down the street controlling the market with their big business tactics.

by beerguytoo April 14, 2009

g.i. joe kung foo grip

a special grip used by women in long beach california to give a hand job

dude, this chick saw suckin my dick then she used the g.i. joe kung foo grip and i came on her face.

by arwizzle killa March 3, 2009