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A skinny white dutch boy who can be seen sporting fedora hats and uses his guitar as a chick magnet to hide the fact that he has a small penis. He will lure you in with his charm, then screw you over by facebook break up.
Girl: my boyfriend just dumped me on facebook
Other Girl: oh no, was he a kukler?
Girl: yes
by kapachuu June 22, 2011