Krypt0n

Super uber leet guy who is a master hax0r, and is known by the ladies as David :)

Oh my!, Krypt0n ams teh r0x0r!

Krypt0n by David Hartigan (Krypt0n) August 12, 2003

The Black Man's Kryptonite 

A Cool Hot White Women That Is Either PAWG in her 20s or A Hot Cougar with all the Package.

A Very Attractive White Women or Hispanic Women. Black Men Love Them

Person 1: Hey Bro Did you see that hot White Girl.
Person 2: Yes She Has Us Thirsting Bad Bro We Need To Hit That.
Person 1: Definitely And She Got It All Going On And is The Black Man's Kryptonite

The Black Man's Kryptonite by I.S Akbar May 15, 2021

Kryptonian Effect 

When you’ve been awake for so long that at the next sunrise you suddenly feel rejuvenated.

If it were not for the Kryptonian Effect, I never would have made it through exams today.

Kryptonian Effect by Schulist December 14, 2017

Kryptonite 

Something or someone who makes you weak, even if you are a very strong person

I'm a very strong person but you make me weak, you are my kryptonite.

Kryptonite by SydneySilver April 23, 2016

kryptonlmao 

A TikToker who explains how anything in my house could be radioactive. even my cup of water.

You heard of kryptonlmao on tiktok? He told me the plate i’ve been eating off of for 10 years is radioactive!

kryptonlmao by anonymous May 21, 2021

Kryptonite drink 

An alcoholic beverage invented by Timmins, Ontario native Mike Fortin aka Mark Fontaine. the drink consists of 3 Bacardi revs and one redbull.

This drink causes you to become drunk as fuck! black outs! all while being fully alert!

Holy shit! Me n Trev drank 5 jugs of Kryptonite drinks last night and don't remember fuck all! why are we full of cuts and scrapes lol

Kryptonite drink by Mark Fontaine September 2, 2013

Kryptonite Wank

A wank which leaves a person exhausted and weak because of the repetitive, strenuous motion of the arm.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.

Person 1: Hey, want to go to town today?
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.

Kryptonite Wank by COOLBEAN.S April 2, 2011