A Krook is a pansy ass twig kid who plays games constantly and has no friends, except those who are extreme gamers as well. When you see a krook you will almost always find a mouse and keyboard, but never any woman. A krook will never get laid and likes to masturbate at 5:00 in the morning.
by Andy Panda April 14, 2004
A Fruit Krook is the dumbest, idiot known to man. When driving they will pull out in front of you without looking. They go through red lights and stop at green lights. They display no common sense and will drive anyone nuts.
by Fruit Krook January 7, 2015
Damn Krook Face is super based!
by Mddk9393 January 10, 2019
The Krooked Mafia is a Upstate New York gang with no affiliation to the bloods or crips. Fairly small compared to other gangs they are unified and wear the colors green and black. They call themselves krooks and call to each other by yelling K-ROOK!!!
by big-j1 February 26, 2009
Krooked face.
An engaged beast whose face is extremely asymmetrical. THis creature can mainly be found with Hatey Magee, living under a Bridge in Sardis. Krooked Face is highly susceptible to miak, which will cause serious melting and Meowing. she is highly intelligent often using words she herself doesnt understand. Such words include Hypocrite,ventriloquist, and Gizmo.
During the Mating process the Krooked Face will mumble incohernitly and scrunch up her face to appear much older than it is to attract Hatey Magee or more scientifically name GIL-Scott HATIN. Attracted to her calls Hatey pulls out its member and inserts it into her vagina which strongly resembles week old roast beef by appearence and smell. Often times it looks upset or uncomfortable but this is her usual face. Unfortunantly the mating process becomes meaningless because of the fact the Krooked Face is the only creature in the planet earth to get pregnant and for reasons unknown her body always rejects the offspring.It is said the only way to succesfully mate with one is to let her lay her eggs and leave the room so the male can fertilize them.
Krooked Face rarely comes out during the day this is to protect herself from her face from melting any further.
Fun FAct: Krooked Face was the true insperation for Fright Feast.
An engaged beast whose face is extremely asymmetrical. THis creature can mainly be found with Hatey Magee, living under a Bridge in Sardis. Krooked Face is highly susceptible to miak, which will cause serious melting and Meowing. she is highly intelligent often using words she herself doesnt understand. Such words include Hypocrite,ventriloquist, and Gizmo.
During the Mating process the Krooked Face will mumble incohernitly and scrunch up her face to appear much older than it is to attract Hatey Magee or more scientifically name GIL-Scott HATIN. Attracted to her calls Hatey pulls out its member and inserts it into her vagina which strongly resembles week old roast beef by appearence and smell. Often times it looks upset or uncomfortable but this is her usual face. Unfortunantly the mating process becomes meaningless because of the fact the Krooked Face is the only creature in the planet earth to get pregnant and for reasons unknown her body always rejects the offspring.It is said the only way to succesfully mate with one is to let her lay her eggs and leave the room so the male can fertilize them.
Krooked Face rarely comes out during the day this is to protect herself from her face from melting any further.
Fun FAct: Krooked Face was the true insperation for Fright Feast.
by Deadbeat May 19, 2009
A Christmas Krook is someone does not like Christmas !
1. A grumpy person
2. Bad attitude towards Christmas
3. Someone has had a bad experience in their childhood during a year of Christmas that made them hate Christmas as they grew up .
4. A elementary school bully who likes to hurt other kid's feeling by laughing at them and revealing that Santa Clause is not real with public humiliation .
1. A grumpy person
2. Bad attitude towards Christmas
3. Someone has had a bad experience in their childhood during a year of Christmas that made them hate Christmas as they grew up .
4. A elementary school bully who likes to hurt other kid's feeling by laughing at them and revealing that Santa Clause is not real with public humiliation .
1 . ''Your the mean one , Mr.Grinch ''
2. ''That man is such is such a Krook , why dont someone make a scrooge movie out of him ? ''
3 . ''Oh cheer up , don't be such a Christmas krook and have some Christmas spirit ''
4. '' HHAHAHAAHHAH This kid is such a loser for still thinking that Santa Clause is real ''
''Man that jerk is such a Krook for laughing at that kid just because the kid still is believing Santa Clause ''
''How Mean , What A Krook !!!''
2. ''That man is such is such a Krook , why dont someone make a scrooge movie out of him ? ''
3 . ''Oh cheer up , don't be such a Christmas krook and have some Christmas spirit ''
4. '' HHAHAHAAHHAH This kid is such a loser for still thinking that Santa Clause is real ''
''Man that jerk is such a Krook for laughing at that kid just because the kid still is believing Santa Clause ''
''How Mean , What A Krook !!!''
by Steven Griffiths December 3, 2011
Krooked Barz is a Hip-Hop/Rap Recording Artist , Songwriter, Producer and Beat maker from the North End of Winnipeg, Canada , infamously known as the "Murder capital of Canada.
Since 1982 Winnipeg has been the murder capital of Canada 27 times more than any other large Canadian city (Toronto,Vancouver,Montreal,Edmonton)
Born & Raised in Winnipeg,Mb ,the capital and largest city in the province of Manitoba, and the seventh-most populated city in the country of Canada with a population just under million ( 825,000 , as of 2021) Krooked Barz fell in love with music from an early childhood and the young MC was already writing his own songs by the time he was 10 .
On Mothers Day, Sunday, May 12,2019 Krooked Barz was shot on A North Winnipeg street at pointblank range in a "walk-up" style shooting. As he was walking to a nearby house for a mothers day celebration with his friends , one of whom had a 1 year old child in a stroller(luckily she never got hurt.)
Since 1982 Winnipeg has been the murder capital of Canada 27 times more than any other large Canadian city (Toronto,Vancouver,Montreal,Edmonton)
Born & Raised in Winnipeg,Mb ,the capital and largest city in the province of Manitoba, and the seventh-most populated city in the country of Canada with a population just under million ( 825,000 , as of 2021) Krooked Barz fell in love with music from an early childhood and the young MC was already writing his own songs by the time he was 10 .
On Mothers Day, Sunday, May 12,2019 Krooked Barz was shot on A North Winnipeg street at pointblank range in a "walk-up" style shooting. As he was walking to a nearby house for a mothers day celebration with his friends , one of whom had a 1 year old child in a stroller(luckily she never got hurt.)
"Have you ever heard of that New Canadian rapper , "Krooked Barz I think his name is ? he is pretty good considering hes from The North End of Winnipeg , that is one place I will never raise my kids . Yeah he has this new song out called "No "Drama" you should check it out it was on YouTube and I think it might be on spotify and iTunes now , trust me this kids fire , I swear hes the next Eminem but with a mix of 50 Cent"
by Street Approved Media September 13, 2022