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kookmeyer 

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.
Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.
kookmeyer by The Colonel May 11, 2004
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Krunkmeyer 

Krunkmeyer is a term for a kid who know how to "GET CRUNK", a kid that everyone knows, by Krunkmeyer. The term comes from the Krunkest of all, Austin Krukmeyer.

Hey Krunkmeyer, get KRUCK!
An example of a Krunkmeyer is the Krunkest of all Kruckmeyers
AUSTIN KRUKMEYER!!!
Krunkmeyer by dillzgotskillz June 17, 2007
Hot older women who are absolutely lovely in every, single way. They are kind, loving and always look out for you. They are great listeners and amazing at giving advice. If you know one keep them hold on to them. You don’t ever want to let go of a Lady Kreimeyer!
That lass just gave me a flower she must be a kreimeyer.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016