Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.
Krunkmeyer is a term for a kid who know how to "GET CRUNK", a kid that everyone knows, by Krunkmeyer. The term comes from the Krunkest of all, Austin Krukmeyer.
Hey Krunkmeyer, get KRUCK!
An example of a Krunkmeyer is the Krunkest of all Kruckmeyers
AUSTIN KRUKMEYER!!!
Hot older women who are absolutely lovely in every, single way. They are kind, loving and always look out for you. They are great listeners and amazing at giving advice. If you know one keep them hold on to them. You don’t ever want to let go of a Lady Kreimeyer!
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.