Getting Kronk

(Verb) When you get really fucked up drunk and/or stoned to the point where you pull all the wrong levers and speak in Squirrel.

eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*

Bruh I got paid n we getting KRONK tonight!

You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.

by Flexamis May 9, 2022

Kronked

Another word for cumming, all over a person or surface area.

He just kronked all over my chest

by thesloppytoppy August 3, 2023

kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

by flame wolf April 21, 2017

Kronking

Going fucking nuts

"hey man, we kronking tonight at Amy's party"
"hell yea bro!"

by kronked April 19, 2019

Kronks new grove

Most likely the hottest Disney movie with kronks perplexus muscles sweating after he busts the fastest nut up ur anus

Did u see kronks new grove
Ya I nutted all over my house that night

by Casssssssssallli February 21, 2019

Kronk

From The Emperor's New Groove character, Kronk, something that makes you confused.
Can also means confusion or the act of being too confused that makes you be done with life.

¡Me esta kronkeando esta tarea!
Me kronkeo con esta madre.

by babielle September 30, 2019

Kronk

Definition of the best seat on the bus.

Should we take "kronk" today?

by Viccern March 20, 2018