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(pronounced: Kris-tea-ya )

1. An uncommonly sarcastic witty girl with absolutely no idea how fucking gorgeous she is. Her presence can cause light-headedness, quickness of breath and unspeakable elation. Dry mouth, shakes, and stomach flips are common. You will stammer and feel like the world's biggest fucktard. Heaven help you if she takes a shine to you, you lucky prick. See also, krissinitis.

2. Red head.
Lucky prick: Kristya just made a joke. I love her and my stomach hurts...
by Author Canyon February 02, 2010