Kristofer... the greatest man on the planet. Sweet, loving, chivalrous, and incredibly sexy. He is amazing and perfect... Kristofers go best with Megans.
Don't mess with a Kristofer, and NEVER, EVER, EVER, mess with his girl. You will die.
Stupid teenage boy: "Hey, you wanna go out with me?"
Kristofer's girl: "Sorry, I'm taken."
Stupid teenage boy: "You sure? I mean, check me out."
Kristofer: "Stupid teenage boy... DIE!!!!!!!" *proceeds to kick him in the backside*
Kristofer, the correct spelling for the often misspelled name, Christopher
. Kristofer is highly superior to Christopher in every single way. Kristofer is known for being intelligent
, and loving
unlike his clearly inferior counterpart
, Christopher, who is known for being cruel
, and most of all, stupid
. Kristofer is simply amazing
Hot Girl: I'm dating a guy named Kristofer.
Friend: Wait, is he a Christopher with a C or a Kristofer with a K?
Hot Girl: Kristofer with a K, obviously. I would never date a Christopher with a C. God no. That's just disgusting.
Friend: You're so lucky. I wish I had a Kristofer with a K.
Obviously, really really ridiculously ugly, a person with no friends, no social life and a particularly gargantuan penis.
(Which promotes his sexual life.)
Goes best with chocolate and whipped cream.
Watch out for stray hairs.
God, Kristofer's such a loser but he has such an extremely large penis that he gets laid more often than a bed at a mattress store.