Melker Kreutz 

He has an absolute unit of a cock. He’s super ripped and extremely charming.
He is a milf hunter and gets all the mothers in Gothenburg.

Melker Kreutz is so good in bed.

Melker Kreutz by Melfons November 11, 2020

Kreuzberg 

District of Berlin, Germany. Sometimes referred to as "Little Istanbul". Traditionally well-known nationwide for the country's highest density of punks, anarchists, system-critics and döner kebap stalls, although first traces of gentrification can be observed all over the place. Popular for lively bar and club scene beyond mainstream, and ill-reputated for its May 1st riots that draw tens of thousands of police into the city every year. Most likely the next big thing for North American exchange students taking a year off in Berlin.

"Let's go to Kreuzberg, get trashed and set some cars on fire!" (April 30th)

"Let's go to Kreuzberg and get trashed!" (any other day)

Kreuzberg by charles591 September 22, 2007

Kretzer

Used to describe something awesome; something that cannot be defeated in any medium

Dude, that was straight Kretzer.

Kretzer by Alphonse Superbastard August 6, 2009

kretzocoatlis 

a nasty bony woman with protruding scapulas and skinflaps, bearing resemblance to a flying reptile of the early to mid jurassic period.

I humped that skinny hoe strictly because she was a kretzocoatlis and I was intrigued by her kretzocoatlisness.

kretzocoatlis by logan cleaver November 12, 2003

Kreuter

Royal Family - Austria

Guntramsdorf - Kreuter

Kreuter by Rosa89 October 3, 2011

kreuz 

Pronounced like Cruise. A slow walking fast talking white boy that will snatch your collar quick.

I'm not messing with him. He looks like a Kreuz.

kreuz by #GTY4LYFE December 19, 2014

krutz 

to act like a clown, or do stupid shit

Bobby "jimmy says hes gonnna jump off the roof!"
Mitch "What a fuckin KRUTZ!"

krutz by imonthefritz December 23, 2008