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john krasinski 

dilf. literally the hottest grown man on the planet. like bro. he’d still be a dilf even if he was my actual father
me asf: john krasinski could literally wreck me

my smart friend: yo asf😍🤘
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John Krasinski 

The hottest guy on television and one of the stars of The Office. Great actor, ridiculously funny AND he went to Brown so he must be pretty smart!
Me: Oh my god John Krasinski is so hot!

Naive Friend: Who?

Me: I hate you.

John Krasinski 

Who is always Jim for us.
Jim Halpert
Other Person: "John Krasinski was totally great on lip sync battle"
Me: "Who is John?"
Other Person: "I mean Jim Halpert."
John Krasinski by oldtinbox October 31, 2017

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026