Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

koujaku

A man who pretends that he is straight by flirting with all the ladies when he is in fact extremely gay. Koujakus tend to be hair stylists and primarily cut the hair of attractive ladies.

Dude, he's such a koujaku

koujaku by 20 pc mcnuggets July 17, 2015

Hideo Kojima 

v. When you're doing a really good job at fucking your partner, and then decide to leave in the middle of sex.

My boyfriend was fantastic in bed last night until he Hideo Kojima'd my asshole.

Hideo Kojima by adventfuturist February 8, 2017

Kujibe 

To smoke as much weed as possible underneath your blanket and sit in the smoke.

bob: what did you do last night, you didn't text back?
john: I ate an edible and I thought I wasn't high enough so I kujibed, started playing video games and then the edible hit me....

doctor: have you been smoking?

bob: I kujibed last week it was great.

Kujibe by Yahuwah January 10, 2019

A Hideo Kojima Game 

When a repressed film director fills his video game(s) with more cutscenes than gameplay.

Gamer #1: "This game, MGS2, has more cutscenes than gameplay."

Gamer #2: "This is 'A Hideo Kojima Game', which entails you're more in for an interactive movie rather than a stright up video game, so put that controller down for 8 hours, this is the bit with the Peter Stillman saga."

Gamer #1: "He should have called himself Video Kojima."

A Hideo Kojima Game by Camp Clarke February 25, 2011

Kourin 

The sexiest man alive, desired by both men and women. Mildly racist, homophobic, misogynistic, discriminative, pro-slavery, and a Nazi supporter. He may not have any eyesight at all but he has a great ass. He is some sort of weird white/brown halfsie. His aura causes you to desire to monch on his ass. If you stare at him long enough he will do something gay or that makes him seem mentally unstable. Despite looking like king Farquaad, he straight up gets puss and dick from everyone. He's the kind of guy to kiss more dudes than his girlfriend. His grandpa is the definition of GILF
Gerald if you're reading this, I'm DTF.

Bro that dude is straight up checking you out over there, what a KOURIN.

Kourin by Hashtagsquad March 17, 2019

Wrap it up Kojima

A term commonly used when something is taking too long to get it's point across.

''Wrap it up Kojima''

Wrap it up Kojima by Maldalorian January 8, 2020