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Korgoth The Krab Keeper 

Korgoth.

Also known as "Korgoth The Krab Keeper," is the original Emperor Of the Volcanus lands, also known as pridelands. He started the epic tale of snorkeling at the Cove and partaking in various nautical pastimes, while most teenagers and youngsters ridiculed the snorkeling sport, he brought it to a serious professional level. Now humans all around are trying to become part of this enchanting experience, when only true hardcore believers in the "Cobra Strike" may enchant the pridelands with their presence.

Nautical sports Korgoth has invented are:
1.Fish Punching
2.Giant Vagina Cave Inhabiting
3.Krab Keeping

Korgoth The Krab Keeper makes frequent appearances to the Volcanus Lands equipped with his underwater breathing apparatus and Level 61 Mermaid Feet. Be advised, he does not take kindly to homosexual looking men wearing speedos that run into him by accident without apology. Korgoth has been known to punch people in the chest very hard, and even worse, he may summon the most evil crabs of Emperor Island to attack his enemy.
Korgoth the Krab Keeper caught a crab, valliantly tied a long sea grass strand to it, and subdued the creature; Only to walk it as his own pet seconds later in front of angered lifeguards and animal rights activists.
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Kargoth aka Lars Larsson is a German professional gamer, mainly in CoD4
Player 1: Damn, that dude is pwning us all!

Player 2: Yeah, it's Kargoth!
Kargoth by LeTroll March 11, 2012
Krogoth is actually the unit from a popular Chris Tailor's video game "Total Annihilation"
Only availible in the expansion set "The Core Contingency", the Krogoth, or also known as "Commander Killer", is the strongest unit in the game itself, and thus perfectly matches Core's strategy, which is based mostly on sheer firepower and armor superiority. Being more than 100 meters tall, having 29,918 Hit Points, and being armed by most advanced Anti-air, ballistic, and laser-based weaponry, the Krogoth can easily overpower even the strongest defence systems, and eliminate an enemy commander. Krogoth is only availible for the Core to build, and requires 29,489 units of metal, and 116,664 units of energy to construct one. It also is rated "Experimental", and thus must be constructed in so called "Krogoth Gantries".
As well as all other units in the game, the Krogoth can be destroyed by a single blow from a Commander's D-gun.
"That thing... That KROGOTH in unstoppable!"
"It takes 7 nukes to put a KROGOTH down"
"Oh my God! He built a KROGOTH!"
"I am going to D-gun that Krogoth there!"
Krogoth by Tessadar July 2, 2008
When the Core in Total Annhilation have built enough forces and resources to finally construct this unit, the Krogoth, you're raped cuz it's nearly indestructable.
Krogoth by Ninjitsu_Master July 28, 2008
When you discover your lady has an unusually large clitoris...this is no longer known as her clitoris...but her KROGOTH

That bitch had a Krogoth...shit looked like a baby toe.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026