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The act of pouring microwaved kool aid on a male partners penis and then yell surprise! While your partner is screaming.
Ya I gave that bitch a kool aid surprise last tuesday. He'll think twice before cheating on me again.
by Gorillabeast2012 March 04, 2012
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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When you bust a girl's vaginal walls out, and then yell, "Oh, Yeeeeeah!"
And then I was fucking this chick and decided to give her the old Kool Aid Surprise, so I busted through her vaginal wall into whatever the fuck is in there, and then I was all like, "Oh yeeeeeeeeah!"
by Bobo Debauchery June 09, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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