A Konvickt is another name for noob in the online gaming community. To be classified as a noob you must have played 200 hours+ of instagib in the popular fps utk4 and in call of duty 4. You must also fail at life and be an ultra noob.
Did you see my friend from utk4. Yea hes such a KonvickT he fails at life.
by rickytehpwnsers May 06, 2008