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A person who is knowlegeable about chocoloate. To the extreme.

Derived from the godess Konstanza from Aztec Mythology. She was famed for targetting gay men with a sweet tooth.
Claire: "Did you know that you need to buy 2242 bars of belgian chocolate to run up a £4000 debt?"

Catherine: "You're such a Konstanza! You better not let Fergus and Sean hear you talking about this!"
by condictio April 17, 2010