The rare yet dangerous breed of A.I.T.E. teacher that looks and walks like a lesbian Club Penguin character. (DO NOT APPROACH) unless you like suicidal thoughts, 2 minute bathroom breaks, and being ordered to find DIRECT OBJECTS or NOUNS! We have alerted Greenpeace but we have yet to hear back.
The koltypin waddled up to me.
by XXXTENTACI0N January 10, 2017
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A Koltypin, also known as a Koltypenguin, is a rare species of teacher that lives in the depths of AITE. Often found waddling the hallways shouting at innocent students to get to class. A Koltypin is a fascinating creature, when it feels threatened it shouts "Come on guys it's June, SHAPE UP!" When it is communicating with other civilization it bangs on the closest desk screaming "DIRECT OBJECT!"

A Koltypin is also known for it's fascination with Latin, as Latin is fun and Latin is the best language. There are few things that distinguish a Koltypin, such as; A potato like body, an ear bleeding inducing voice, nonsensical banter, sausage fingers, and a quadruple chin. But don't dare take a picture as any indication of a phone and you will hear the battle cry "Who are you guys always emailing?!" So be safe, and always remember Latin is fun!
Oh shit, a wild Koltypin has appeared!

I saw a Koltypenguin the other day and I honestly feel so attacked right now.
by DirectObject June 8, 2016
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A rare breed of teacher, native to A.I.T.E. that walks like a penguin, and has the howling voice of a banshee

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A Russian banshee, only speaking Latin (Sometimes used by the Russian Mafia to annoy the hell out their enimies and make their ears bleed with un-ending nonsensical banter)
"That woman is such a Koltypin."

"I saw a Koltypin today and nearly shit my pants from all the nonsense she was spewing."

"Ohmygod, stop walking like that.... You look like a Koltypin."
by Soupy Turtle May 24, 2012
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The literal embodiment of a penguin waddling down the halls of the legendary gA.yI.T.E. This crazy mental degenerate can almost always be found screaming at kids to get to class and crazily slapping her hand on the desk screaming direct object. This mental potato of a human being made everyone want to commit suicide by fire.

This Humpty Dumpty egg of an individual will stand by her decision of how "Latin is fun" and that it is the best language. Her wisecracks make no sense and make everyone want to stick a knife in their chest. BE CAREFUL if you dont come to class prepared with your crayons and folders she will unleash her wrath upon you and yeet you into the next dimension.
This Koltypin won't shut the fuck up.

Why does this guy act like a Koltypin?
by Latin is fun August 25, 2020
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