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A rare breed of teacher, native to A.I.T.E. that walks like a penguin, and has the howling voice of a banshee

A wolverine hearder

A Russian banshee, only speaking Latin (Sometimes used by the Russian Mafia to annoy the hell out their enimies and make their ears bleed with un-ending nonsensical banter)
"That woman is such a Koltypin."

"I saw a Koltypin today and nearly shit my pants from all the nonsense she was spewing."

"Ohmygod, stop walking like that.... You look like a Koltypin."
by Soupy Turtle May 24, 2012