a dumbass that is too much of a panzy to kiss his girlfriend, and yet she still likes him very much.
girl 1: "so has he kissed you yet?"

girl 2: "nope... *deep and long sigh*

girl 1: "ugh, what a Kolton Hamm.."
by liz2011 August 15, 2009
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