by Kojiisastupidiot September 2, 2018
Verb (most commonly), Noun, Adjective. It basically means horrible horrible luck and anything generally associated with it. Named for Koji for the digitalmzx.net forums who seems to have such a horrible run of bad luck that he must've broken a funhouse, not just a mirror.
v: "Yeah, I got zapped by lightning walking home from school on a clear day" "Wow, you got kojied."
n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."
a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."
n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."
a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."
by The Man April 5, 2005
by not_havarti June 6, 2021
Probably an Asian who is addicted to candy. He constantly eats junk food but doesn’t gain any weights. He is a male kirby. Kojie is friendly and good at school. Kojie’s always have snacks with them.
Kojie’s are usually chill. If you meet a Kojie keep him since he can supply you with food. Kojie’s are also very nice. Kojie’s are very good at sharing and like helping others. Kojie’s are also very gifted and talented when it comes to video games. Kojie’s can adapt easily to new styles of gaming and new consoles. Kojie’s are quick learners and very skillful.
Kojie’s are usually chill. If you meet a Kojie keep him since he can supply you with food. Kojie’s are also very nice. Kojie’s are very good at sharing and like helping others. Kojie’s are also very gifted and talented when it comes to video games. Kojie’s can adapt easily to new styles of gaming and new consoles. Kojie’s are quick learners and very skillful.
Person 1: Dude what did you bring for lunch today?
Kojie: 3 packs of gummy worms, a can of soda, and some chocolate chip cookies.
Person 1: dude how are you still short and how are you not fat?
Kojie: ... want some cookies?
Person 1: appreciate it.
Kojie: 3 packs of gummy worms, a can of soda, and some chocolate chip cookies.
Person 1: dude how are you still short and how are you not fat?
Kojie: ... want some cookies?
Person 1: appreciate it.
by Dude eat 2033383 June 7, 2020
Keep On Jacking It. Ask Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie on the podcast BudPod. It is the normalist weird thing to masturbate and therefore as a friendly greeting or end to a sentence "keep on jacking it". Koji can be shouted if you do not have enough time and want the secret surprise.
Them- "It was good seeing you again, all the best"
you- "you too, KOJI!"
them- "Oh thank you that is very kind of you to let me keep beating my meat"
you- "you too, KOJI!"
them- "Oh thank you that is very kind of you to let me keep beating my meat"
by Eggiest poo October 26, 2020
by buttermoose July 10, 2019