kohls is a department store that resembles a cross between a typical clothes store but with a layout similar to the mall. Kohls starting salaries are higher then 6.50, usually in the 7 dollar range. kohls is kinda like a walmart of clothes and similar accessories, minus the bullying. Kohls is notorious for its good customer service, low prices (compared to equivalent clothes at the local mall), and various sales. They are obsessed with customers getting kohls charge cards..
wow i got these basketball shorts for $10! At the mall they were $40!. I think im gonna get a kohls charge!

Yea kolhs is da bomb
by ~~PiX~~ August 4, 2006
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1) a self-deprecating narcissist who offends anyone who stands around long enough to see him open his mouth.

2) That dude you suspect is banging your girl-friend/wife; he is.
God, I never thought I would ever get to be Kohl's friend.

You: What's up with you and Kohl? Are you cheating on me with him?
Your girl friend: No, nothing is going on.
Me: Yes, I am railing your girl so hard. Check out her fuck legs.
by banginURgf March 26, 2008
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Men like him are amazing he is caring for other people's feelings and lives and he will always make you laugh he doesn't care what you look like he doesn't shame people he excepts people for who they are overall he is an amazing person
Oh hey kohl what are you doing tonight.......then kohl says "nothing wanna come over?"
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A department store that sells clothing, shoes, housewares, bath, toys, and bedding. Although a nice store that sometimes has great prices during sales, they only care about opening new charge cards could care less about ruining peoples' credit scores. You'll get great deals if you're responsible with your charge card, but have ridiculous exclusions that don't include "prestige brands" such as Nike, which is something that no athlete wants to hear.

As an employee, you'll have to put up with inconsistent hours, managers with little to no people skills, and impossible deadlines to get things done. One week, you'll get 30+hours and less than 5 the next week. The managers scold you and make demands instead of talking to you like you're a human being (probably because they don't have a life or any friends outside of Kohls). When you're in a bind, they will state the obvious and do nothing to help you, yet obliviously continue to make demands. The managers will also push you very hard to get things done in a very short period of time.
Person 1: Let's go to Kohls!
Person 2: Okay! Kohls is a department store that sells clothing, shoes, housewares, bath, toys, and bedding.
by Yolo Drake March 11, 2015
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Department store that likes to underpay workers. Starting them out at $6.50 an hour. Giving them a 25 cent raise after 90 days and a small yearly raise. The management at Kohls are not on the same page and things never get done correctly to anothers liking. Idiots work here, people who decide to put a combination lock on the dock door that reaches a truck, but never bother to tell another person the combination. The manager decides to try and call the store manager, only to yell at the dock workers for just standing around. The reason, they have nothing to do is because she won't let them break the lock off. Slave drivers, who make there employees steal palletes from other stores and go outside in the cold while they are nice and warm. The managers mostly eat, put on makeup, do their nails, and fix their hair. The managers are all women, because the store is sexist. A place where they make you stay past 12 midnight.
The managers always doing there nails and making up stupid rules like they just read the handbook today. I bet you went shopping at Kohls today.
by Quote the Raven Nevermore December 13, 2005
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A guy that can be weird at times and quite annoying, he is extremely clumsy and is spoiled and doesnt do chores or work
He is being such a kohle type of person
by Costen February 8, 2018
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A guy that has one big penis. He is a cool guy and will take your girl.
-“Yo did you know Kohle took Justin’s girlfriend on a date
-“yeah I heard they made out too”
by IAmTheGoat24 October 8, 2018
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