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A species of human, male or female, that are generally jolly. A korzon tends to sport the hair style known as a "stubby" which refers to a small tightly wound pony tail. The attention span of a korzon is very fleeting on most days, but can surprisingly last long at times. Korzons have insatiable sex drives that are usually the basis of all actions. To befriend a korzon is the highest honor. But even more flattering, is to be walrus slapped by a korzon with the furry gloves. A korzon has a very creative sense of style and excels in the arts. Usually a korzon will attend a top art university in the nation.
"Wow, that sense of style and hair-do is just like a korzon!"
korzon by oobi June 20, 2007
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Def: 1 A Kobe with a raging boner.

Def: 2 A word used to describe a person with a boner for a Kobe.
That person has a koboner.

“I have got such a koboner from looking at that person.”
koboner by Snakatack May 7, 2018
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kobionna 

Kobionna was named by MGC.
kobionna by Urban redflower January 14, 2022
Kubzon the maker of memes and other dumb shit on the internet who uses the powerfull device that is called meme generator free
Guy1: do you know kubzon
Guy2: you mean the meme maker
Kubzon by The legendary cup June 30, 2019
Koboners are taxonomically classified as kobenis.
koboner by NFTeez deez nuts October 28, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026