One who licks his face more than a dog. It can either be with one big tongue swipe in a circular motion covering the entire facial area, or a flurry of smaller licks as if he is trying to eat his own lips.
Kobe "Scooby Doo" Bryant had a press conference today, and showed the world how to eat your own face while speaking.
by elfstrodamus6 October 18, 2006